Wearing Jeans At The Gym Should Get You Put On An FBI Watch List, Especially When You Call Yourself "The Rocket"

We at Barstool Sports tend to use the phrase “I just spit out my drink, and I wasn’t even drinking anything” a lot. We know, and most of the time it’s exaggerated. The moment I saw Chuck’s tweet of Carrabis in the gym lifting weights with jeans on, my mind shut off. I could have been talking to Aaron Judge and I would have told him to go away it was that shell shocking of a moment. I mean what is going on here?

This is your Rocket? This is your king? This man?

I just started choking. If you were to tell me there’s a guy out there who probably takes steroids, calls himself “The Rocket”, brags that he threw a no-hitter in tee ball, is in the process of growing his hair out due to a mid-life crisis, this is honestly what I’d picture him looking like working out. And to top it all off…

That’s no king. That’s just the biggest asshole on the planet. That’s a man who shouldn’t be allowed 100 feet from schools.

Now this is my king. Post a video benching 135 lbs with one arm and then switching arms mid-rep. Then you can wear whatever you want to the gym.

Jared told me he can strike out Luke Voit in wiffle ball. I need it to happen so Voit can hit a ball to Saturn.